February 2012
Remember when Ryan Seacrest tried to high-five a...
laughzone:
i just went back to last June on my blog
and realized i was such a bad faggot
i don’t know why i kept going back to someone all summer who was such an utter cunt
apart from that it was a fun time.
i’m going out, gunna drink myself in a small coma.
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to stay in a save money or go out and spend about £30 on vodkaredbull.
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if i was at home this weekend i would have gone to a house party last night with everyone and i’d be going to town with everyone tonight for becca’s birthday
but i am in sunderland and everyone has gone home, so i’m spending my weekend doing nothing but playing pokemon and watching shit tv and talking to everyone at home about how fabulous their weekends are :(
waaaaaaaaaah.
princessamber95:
american dad is so much funnier than family guy
i wrote a congratulations on your pregnancy post on my best friends wall and then got lots of our other friends to do the same out of sheer boredom
and now people she works with keep asking her if she’s baring child
and people keep inboxing her/texting her congratulating her
and the guy she used to like has been avoiding her because he was too scared to ask
i am just so funny.
odd future aren’t even that good, what are you all doing.
and tyler’s a cunt.
such an addiction to ebay
gunna make a bacon and cheese toastie and cry about my lack of watch the throne tickets.
age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
whenever my mum tells me the tattoo’s i want to get are stupid
i remind her that i have terror tattoo’d on my wrist to make her feel like a failed mother.
i proper want to cover a body part with tattoo’s of things that i like
such as;
pizza
vodka redbull
QV
pokemon
toasties
tango
tomato sauce
ostriches
marvel movies
and like random lyrics from bands that i like
or movie quotes
idk, just stupid stuff that i’ll regret when i’m older but will remind me of being 18.
i just don’t know where i’d get them, cos...
i wish megan fox would enter me.
so hard to make it through a week at uni without getting drunk.
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forgot to change the address on my paypal and now i’ve ordered a t-shirt and it’s going to be sent to fucking warrington :@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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i think the funniest moment of my life was driving home from somewhere with jenny
when we some how ended up in the middle of a funeral procession
listening to candy shop
and we were full on pissing everywhere and all of the families in the cars were staring at us
and it was just the funniest thing
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